(Source: bloody-scallywag)
I will:
- kiss you
- pack your lunch
- make the bed
- kiss you when you’re mad or sad
- catch spiders
- get the mail
- hug you all the time
- kiss your boo boos
- make you food
- snuggle with you
- support you and your dreams
- listen to you talk about your problems
- kiss you some more
- hold your hand in public
- play with your hair to soothe you
- kiss your forehead
- and your cheeks
- and your eyes
- and your nose
- and your mouth
- laugh at your jokes
- no matter how bad
- massage your back
- and love you
- forever
- and ever
can we take a moment to appreciate disney’s little details in their movies? the fabric movement, the character creation/development, the plot, etc.
Holy mother of interior design.. Give me.
I
WANT
THIS
BEDIt’s a bed…with a ladder!
GIVE IT TO ME NOW OH MY GOD
to be honest i’d probably fall and break my neck if i tried to get on the top bunk
(Source: amandaonwriting)
How does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
Dude that is genius
Slow clappin’ it out.
This is amazing
(Source: gillianjacobs)
barney in love with robin
(Source: barneystinson)
Dude that’s nothin compared to this:
i cannot believe that someone made a fucking portrait of dean winchester’s blue steel
(Source: ajz83)
the ponds left nine months ago.
NINE MONTHS AGO
NINE MONTHS
NINE MONTHS
NINE MONTHS
NINE MONTHS!
- NINE!
NINE!
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
(Source: expelliarmus)
Common Myths & Misconceptions About Goldfish
by patches a.k.a goldfishgalWhoa damn, this changes everything I knew about Goldfish. I want one now.